they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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