Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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