I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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