i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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