do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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