Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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