She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
She needs sedatives and a leash
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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