there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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