i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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