question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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