His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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