your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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