come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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