you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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