last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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