just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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