..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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