I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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