Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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