She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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