woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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