I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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