Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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