I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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