I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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