nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I lost the right to judge tonight
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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