you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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