now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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