we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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