A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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