I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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