i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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