Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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