your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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