So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I came so hard my ears popped.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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