is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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