Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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