DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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