So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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