so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
did i walk over a car last night?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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