Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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