grandma shit on top of the toilet
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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