You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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