Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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