love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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