I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Congratulations! We have a period
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