No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
