somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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