When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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