Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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