like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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