If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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