well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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