Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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