is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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